Tarot Pool Party: Who’s Invited, Who Brings the Vibe, Who Causes Drama
It’s officially pool party season—aka the perfect excuse to imagine what would happen if the entire tarot deck showed up, drinks in hand, ready to stir things up. Who’s getting along? Who’s low-key causing chaos? Who’s making it all about them (looking at you, Emperor)?
Whether you’re a seasoned reader or just here for a bit of tarot entertainment, this is your playful peek at what each card might bring to the pool. Just for fun. Just because it’s summer. And just because sometimes it’s nice to see the cards from a completely unexpected angle.
Who’s Bringing Good Vibes?
The Sun:
Absolutely the center of attention—floating on a giant flamingo, radiating pure joy, and making everyone feel like summer finally arrived.
The Lovers:
Drinking rosé by the pool’s edge, legs tangled together, whispering secrets. May or may not be causing others to rethink their life choices.
The Star:
Misting herself with rosewater, arranging fruit on a plate like it’s art. Has that ethereal glow that says, “I’m hydrated and spiritually aligned.”
Who’s Causing Drama (But We Secretly Love It)?
The Devil:
Bringing the cocktails, the dicey dares, and the flirty comments. You’ll probably regret saying yes to that last shot—but it’s hard to say no.
The Tower:
Shows up late, does a cannonball without warning, soaks everyone’s towels. The shock is real, but so is the hilarious group scream.
The Moon:
Goes for a night swim alone, returns with wild stories about shadows at the bottom of the pool. A little eerie, but everyone’s into it..
Who’s Just Happy to Be There?
The Fool:
First one in the water and didn’t even bother to take off his shoes. Laughing so hard he nearly chokes on his spritzer.
The Page of Cups:
Wait—tiny honorary guest appearance because how can we resist? Making friends with every dog, every kid, every inflatable swan. Just here to have a sweet time.
The Empress:
Stretching out on a lounger, wide-brim hat, spritz in hand, encouraging everyone to eat more fruit. She’s the soft place to land.
Who’s Taking It (Way) Too Seriously?
The Emperor:
Reserved the cabana weeks in advance, wearing designer sunglasses, probably negotiated the group discount.
Justice:
Keeps counting everyone’s sunscreen reapplications. The mom friend—but honestly, we’d all be burnt and dehydrated without her. Plus someone has to be the designated driver.
The Hierophant:
Tells stories about the history of pool rituals in ancient cultures. Actually fascinating, but maybe save it for after the piña coladas.
So… Who Are You?
Tell me which tarot card you’d be in the comments—or tag me on Instagram. Are you The Sun, radiating joy? The Devil, stirring things up? Or The Moon, wandering off for a midnight swim and making everyone wonder what exactly you’re talking to out there. I hate to admit it but I'm totally the emperor, justice and the hierophant wrapped into one.
